1- Say it loud and say it proud
2- Write it while saying it
3- Repeat 1 & 2 until u get it
2- Write it while saying it
3- Repeat 1 & 2 until u get it
Wednesday, July 22, 2009
Tuesday, July 21, 2009
Raining & Still Raining
If I’m sad, rain can take it away. Life without rain is like living without reasons..It put you in peace between yourself and other things.
It gives the earth life without it nothing can survive.
I have been loving rains since the day I was born.
Monday, July 20, 2009
Thursday, July 16, 2009
Dreams Types
There are about three types of dreams which usually occur to people: daydreams, nightmares, and lucid dreams. Dreams are a series of images, sounds and feelings occurring in the mind during sleep. The typically range is from 5 to 45 minutes for a dream. Scientists have been studying dreams for decades, and the scientific name of studying dreams is oneirology.
“A daydream is a visionary fantasy experienced while awake, especially one of happy, pleasant thoughts, hopes or ambitions” (Wikipedia). A person has a tendency to daydream an average of 70 to 120 minutes a day. Daydreaming most of the time leads the dreamer away from being aware of his/her immediate surroundings, and concentrating on thought directions. They have been derided (mocked) as being a lazy and non-productive, but in some fields they are creative and successful, such as composers, novelists, filmmakers, research scientists, mathematicians, and physicists.
A nightmare is a disturbing dream response from the sleeper which causes a strong unpleasant emotional feeling; for example, anxiousness and being frightened. Nightmares may be a reaction to real life trauma and situations, such as a person who may have been feeling guilty. This experience may come back to haunt them in their nightmares. Most nightmares appear once, but if it's a recurrenting nightmare, you should seek medical help.
A lucid dream, also known as a conscious dream, occurs when you realize you are dreaming in the middle of your dream. Most dreamers wake themselves up once they realize that they are only dreaming. Others often manipulate the imaginary experiences in the dream environment. They become an active participant in their dream, make decisions in their dreams and influence the dream's outcome without awakening.
There are other types that aren't written about as recurring dreams, healing dreams, prophetic dreams, epic dreams and other dreams. Some people see dreams as annoying fantasy while others look at it as a peaceful thing of course if it's not a nightmare. You should use your dreaming ability to be more creative and successful in the real life.
Sources:
http://www.wikipedia.com
Funny Things
Funny Things Happened to Long-Nosed And Doper People
(Drug Head, Dope Fiend, Druggy)
Dopers: people who is high due to their smoking of marijuana or hash.
A doper always lights 2 cigarettes and smoke them at the same time.
His friend asked him, “Why?”
He said, “One for me and one for my brother who is in prison.”
After a while, he begins to only light a cigarette.
His friends said, “Congratulation, your brother is out of prison.”
He said, “No, but I quit smoking.”
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There were two dopers camping in dessert living in a tent.
One doper asked the other “Do you have a lighter?”
He said, “No, but wait, I will search outside.”
The tent had two doors so, he got out from the right door
and after a minute he return to the other one
saying, “Hi, do you have a lighter?”
The first doper said, “Have a seat. My partner is searching.”
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There was a long-nosed man.
He was out on a picnic with some friends and they saw a lion,
so the man stood up and said, “I can capture him. It’s piece of cake.”
The guys know that he is a liar, so they challenged him.
They waited and waited.
After a while, the man returned running and screaming,
“Guys capture him! I’m going after another one. “
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A doper is driving a taxi
so he picks up someone at the airport.
He is driving very fast, and the red light is on ahead,
He passes it when it is red.
The passenger says “Hey, what’s your problem?”
The driver responds “I’m professional!”
After a while, there is another red light and he also passes though it when it is red.
The passenger says “Hey, what’s your problem?”
The driver responds “I’m professional!”
Then there is another red light, but he stops.
The passenger says, “Hey, why did you stop. It’s green!”
The driver responds, “You don’t know there might be professionals from the right or from the left.”
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Armed dopers captured a dude
and asked him, “Are you with us or with those?”
He said, “I’m with you!!!”
They said, “Bastard!, we are those!!!!”
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A son asks his doper father, “What is evil tower?”
The father, “I don’t know.”
The sun, “What is the ceramic?”
The father, “I don’t know.”
The sun, “What is the email?”
The father, “I don’t know.”
The mother said, “Don’t annoy your father!”
The father, “No, it’s ok, let him get some education.”
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HAPPY MAN
What makes a happy man?
Daughter on the cover of cosmo.
Son on the cover of sports illustrated.
Mistress on the cover of playboyand ..
Wife on the cover of "missing persons"
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A couple drove down a country road for several miles,not saying a word.
An earlier discussion had led to an argument
and neither of them wanted to concede their position.
As they passed a barnyard of mules, goats, and pigs,
the husband asked sarcastically, "Relatives of yours?"
"Yep," the wife replied, "In-laws."
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A man said to his wife one day,
"I don't know how> you> can be so stupid
and> so beautiful all at the same time.>
"The wife responded, "Allow me to explain.
God> made> me beautiful so you> would be attracted to me;
God made me stupid! so I> would be attracted to you!
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